5.04.2005

go tell your friends...

Good Morning ~
Well its not morning any longer its 1140 - and my belly is grumbling...Lean Cuisine Pizza is calling my name.

I don't want to hear about your freaking Chicken Selects Miss Clark...or your cherry pies...

I wrote this big ole' long blog entry yesterday and then somehow when I went to add my pictures it disappeared into cyberworld. So I am going to try to recollect what I typed yesterday. I left out the big ole paragraph where I went off on that dumb chick who thought it would be easier to cut a chunk out of her hair and fake her own abduction and go cross country on a greyhound bus then to tell your fiance that you just need a little more time on this wedding thing....

My anniversary is on Monday May 9th. It will be 4 years of marriage for me and the Sean-Meister. We are going to get a fancy schmancy suite in Shreveport, Louisiana. What is going to be so great about this trip is that there is no solid plans except the hotel reservations. We can come and go as we please...stay in bed and eat banana pancakes and just talk if we want (yes talk - i love to talk if you haven't noticed) or we can go watch some movies, or go downstairs to the casino, or go eat Chinese, or go eat IHOP at 2 in the morning, or go to a bar and have some drinks...that is the beauty of it. ITS WHATEVER THE HECK WE WANNA DO. Hopefully I will come back from this trip with a digital camera...then my blog might get a little more interesting with visuals.

Ok - this This Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes thing...I don't get it. I think she is sweet...I think she is definitely the girl next door...but what the hell is going on? What do they talk about? Does she just stare at him and think "I have no idea what you are talking about all I know is that you are Tom Cruise". I mean we are talking Joey from Dawson's Creek and the dude from Top Gun, Risky Business, and Cocktail...Am I missing something? Its not the age difference...Its just something there doesn't click for me. Ashton and Demi COOL. Cameron and Justin COOL Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise - don't get it.

I must tell you what Sean was telling the ants yesterday as he sprayed them in their little faces with Raid...
"Go tell your friends. Go tell your friends"...Can you picture this? A grown a*s man spraying this little bitty ants with Raid and telling them to go and inform their friends and family that there was a Raid release in progress. I looked at him and said "that is soooo going in my blog".

I'm going to eat that pizza I was talking about earlier..
go tell your friends.
me

4 people took the time to say:

Amber said...

I will always keep you informed on my chicken selects and apple pies, you know you like hearing about it....sorry i eat unhealthy...i will lie next time and tell you they are broccoli and brussel sprouts..K? :o)
Tell Sean....DOWN W/ THE ANTS. spread the word, stay on their asses, they are quick and have amazing foot work. They can get away quickly and can crawl into any crack and actually freakin fit, tell him if he needs some backup to give me call. I'll bring my foot.

Klala said...

OMG Tom and Katie, WTF!!!??? I'm not understanding a bit of that. Normally I would know this kind of meaningless celeb gossip ASAP, but in finals-hell I did not come across this juicy little tid bit. I thank you for sharing your USWeekly knowledge. Now I must go vomit b/c that is just WRONG.

Laney said...

Go tell your friends! LOL!!!!!!! That is so funny, Ash!! The last place Rob and I lived in had ants, everytime I would take out a few army's more would come, I told Rob they were like the mafia or something! The Katie and Tom thing...I think she's very f*cking lucky and making a hell of a career move. Notice how popular Ashton got after being seen with Demi?? Very smart, Katie!!

Meghan said...

LOL! Loving this ant thing...But I loved the part about your vaca with Sean because those are the best kinds...You do whatever you want and you can just lay around, eat, swim, sleep, get some sexiness on, drive around, walk around...I love those vacations! Happy Anniversary!